Voodoo Pen Display

Available from: Firebox – Voodoo Pen Display – Price: £54.99

The Voodoo Pen Display is the latest macabre creation from renowned designer Raffaele Iannello, creater of the best selling Voodoo Knife Block and is sure to be an attention grabber on any executive’s desk! With six silver javelin shaped biros piercing the mans body, it also means you’ll always have a pen to hand whenever needed.

The Voodoo Pen Display is another of Raffaele’s creation that turns a boring everyday option into something stylish and unique, that’s sure to be provide a talking point in any home or office.

Available from: Firebox – Voodoo Pen Display – Price: £54.99

Cyber Clean

Available from: Firebox – Cyber Clean – Price: £7.95

Theres always something fun about playing with slime! Especially when you have a good (and “sensible” excuse) for doing so! Yes, you can sit there and play to your hearts content, all in the name of hygiene (and who can argue with that?).

So, how can slime be hygienic? This isn’t just any old slime, it’s Cyber Clean! – saving you from the perils of the millions of germs and bacteria which lurk in the crevices of your keyboard and other electronic devices, just waiting to strike you down at any moment! (ok, maybe a slight exaggeration there, but you get the picture)

So what exactly is Cyber Clean? It’s actually an incredibly simple idea – take a pot of silly putty / slime that kids love to play with, and add an anti bacterial property. Because its slightly sticky, and extremely squishy, it’s great for cleaning out the dirt and dust that accumulates in your keyboard over time (which creates the bacteria equivalent of the Playboy mansion!). Simply mash the slime against your keyboard, and then peel it off, pulling the dirt with it – much better than air dusters which just blow the dust into the air, ready to settle on your keyboard again! According to micro bacterial tests, it can kill up to 80% of bacteria, making your keyboard much cleaner. It’s also great for sanitizing remote controls, ipods, mobile phones etc.

Cyber Clean is reusable, and changes colour over time as it absorbs more dirt – giving you a handy guide as to when it needs replacing. For the enviromentalists out there it’s non toxic (unless you’re bacteria), and it’s biodegradable so you can dispose of it with a clear conscience.

Available from: Firebox – Cyber Clean – Price: £7.95

Available from: Firebox – My Cuppa Mugs – Price: £7.95

Do you find it really hard to get other people to make your the “perfect” cup or Tea or Coffee?

If so, My Cuppa Mugs are the answer! There are two mugs available, one for Tea and one for Coffee, and each one has a built in colour chart on the inside. Simply tell the person you’ve roped in to make your cuppa your choice of colour, and then with precise application of the milk they can match the colour and Voila – your perfect Cuppa!

Put an end to your slaves making your tea / coffee too weak or strong, and get the perfect cuppa every single time!

It’s such a simple idea, it’s suprising no one has thought of it before! Great for use at home or in your office, the My Cuppa Mugs ensure you get the perfect cuppa.

My Cuppa Mugs also make great gifts, for friends, family and co workers.

Available from: Firebox – My Cuppa Mugs – Price: £7.95

Available from: I Want One of Those – Bullshit Button / Panic Button – Price: £6.95

I`m sure these will be incredibly popular in offices up and down the country, to bring down co workers and of course, your boss!

Bullshit Button

There’s no doubt that the Bullshit Button will be the most popular of the two! Ever ready for when the boss goes off on one with the latest management speak, spouting buzzwords that no one has a clue what they mean - just one push of the bullshit button will blast out a loud bullshit alert which is sure to put a stop to it!

The bullshit button gives the follow alerts, sure to stop the thickest skinned (or maybe just the thickest) boss in their tracks:

• “Bullshit level 5!”
• “Oh come on now, don’t give me that bullshit, thats bullshit!”
• “Warning, Warning – Bullshit Alert!”
• “(Bip) – That was bullshit!”
• “Bullshit detected – Take precautions!”

The Bullshit Button requires 2 x AAA Batteries

Disclaimer: Please note that after using the Bullshit Button with your boss, we can’t guarantee your P45 won’t swiftly follow! – At least it gives you one more chance to use the button before seeking new employment!

Panic Button

The Panic Button completes the perfect pair, and is always there for when work gets on top of you! Great for when the boss asks for the 100 page report for the afternoon meeting – you know, the one you haven’t started yet!

The Panic Button offers the following alerts, to make sure everyone understands how bad the situation really is!:

• “Begin Panic Sequence, 3, 2, 1, Arrghhhh!”
• “Initiating Panic Sequence, Arrghhhh!”

The Panic Button requires 2 x AAA Batteries

It’s guaranteed that the Bullshit Button and Panic Button will soon become indespensible equipment in offices up and down the country in no time!

Available from: I Want One of Those – Bullshit Button / Panic Button – Price: £6.95

Available from: I Want One of Those – Dead Fred Pen Holder – Price: £7.49

Never lose your pen again, with the wierd Dead Fred Pen Holder! Bring a touch of the macabre to your desk – makes a great talking point!

In a similar vein to the Voodoo Knife Block and Hanging Harry, making what are normaly mundane objects more practical, the Dead Fred Pen Holder is both creepy but practical, and sure to appeal to those with a dark side!

Made from red silicon, Dead Fred lies on your desk and offers his lifeless corpse as a handy place to park your pen. He also serves as a reminder to your co workers as to what might happen if they steal your pen again!

Available from: I Want One of Those – Dead Fred Pen Holder – Price: £7.49

Available from: Alternative Gifts – Promech Bucket Seat Office Chair – Price: £179.95

For the ultimate in style and comfort in your office or living room, look no further than the Promech Bucket Seat Office Chair!

The Promech Bucket Seat is great in the office, especially if you’re sitting down for most of the day, as it’s extremely comfortable and offers a lot of back support – plus it will make your colleagues green with envy! It’s also great for gamers, and gives racing games a more authentic feel!

The Promech Bucket Seat is styled in the same way as the kind of seats found in high performance and rally cars, but offers all the features you would normally find on an office chair, such as castors, adjustable height control, recline control and padded arm rests which are width / height adjustable.

The Promech bucket chair is made from hard wearing PVC, and comes in a range of colours. The Honda F1 style seat pictured above is red / black, with silver piping and a chrome base, and is certain to be a talking point in your home / office.

They are currently only available in limited quantities in the UK, so snap one up now before they sell out!

The Promech Bucket Seat office chair is fire retardant and conforms to BS5852.

Available from: Alternative Gifts – Promech Bucket Seat Office Chair – Price: £179.95