Bullshit Button – Panic Button – Great office toys!
Available from: I Want One of Those – Bullshit Button / Panic Button – Price: £6.95
I`m sure these will be incredibly popular in offices up and down the country, to bring down co workers and of course, your boss!
Bullshit Button
There’s no doubt that the Bullshit Button will be the most popular of the two! Ever ready for when the boss goes off on one with the latest management speak, spouting buzzwords that no one has a clue what they mean - just one push of the bullshit button will blast out a loud bullshit alert which is sure to put a stop to it!
The bullshit button gives the follow alerts, sure to stop the thickest skinned (or maybe just the thickest) boss in their tracks:
- “Bullshit level 5!”
- “Oh come on now, don’t give me that bullshit, thats bullshit!”
- “Warning, Warning – Bullshit Alert!”
- “(Bip) – That was bullshit!”
- “Bullshit detected – Take precautions!”
The Bullshit Button requires 2 x AAA Batteries
Disclaimer: Please note that after using the Bullshit Button with your boss, we can’t guarantee your P45 won’t swiftly follow! – At least it gives you one more chance to use the button before seeking new employment!
Panic Button
The Panic Button completes the perfect pair, and is always there for when work gets on top of you! Great for when the boss asks for the 100 page report for the afternoon meeting – you know, the one you haven’t started yet!
The Panic Button offers the following alerts, to make sure everyone understands how bad the situation really is!:
- “Begin Panic Sequence, 3, 2, 1, Arrghhhh!”
- “Initiating Panic Sequence, Arrghhhh!”
The Panic Button requires 2 x AAA Batteries
It’s guaranteed that the Bullshit Button and Panic Button will soon become indespensible equipment in offices up and down the country in no time!
Available from: I Want One of Those – Bullshit Button / Panic Button – Price: £6.95
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